1. When crap got real watching this in the toilet.
2. Too bad.
3. Don't be a show-off. Everyone reads literature.
4. Not this is truly poetic justice.
5. The modern version of a mental stockade.
6. So are you surprised?
7. Revenge served up hot here.
8. Firemen fight back.
9. Another example of a woman scorned.
10. This guy thought up a novel ideal to get back his ex.
11. Don't steal from big brother, especially if your big brother happens to be a computer nerd.